Today’s Top Ten List of Sexual Preference on Late Night Television
1. David Letterman / Straight
2. Carson Daily / Gay
3. Conan O’Brien / Metrosexual
4. Craig Ferguson /Straight
5. Jay Leno /Metrosexual
6. Jimmy Kimmel /Gay
7. Becker / Straight
8. Bob Saget /Gay but in the closet (well Saget does rhyme with...)
9. John Stamos /Recently Gay
10. Anderson Cooper /Straight