Spider Man lll, Camp or Comic Book? Today's Top Ten List of Drag Queens in Spider Man lll

1. Peter Parker- Hillary Swank in Drag. (Spider Man doesn’t cry, or does he?)

2. Mary Jane- Steve Buscemi in Drag (Reservoir this!)

3. Aunt May- Stacy Peralta in Drag (She should bust out some Bones Brigade moves on that Green Goblin scooter!)

4. Harry- Jennifer Love Hewett in Drag (Let’s see the boobies)

5. The Sandman- Mike Rowe as Himself (How about an aria from La Boheme?)

6. Eddie Brock- James Spader as Himself (Maybe Holly Hunter will be up a "Crash".)

7. J. Jonah Jameson- Melissa Etheridge in Drag (Where was the guitar?)

8. Bryce Dallas Howard- Bo Derek Thirty Years Ago (Suddenly I hear Bolero playing in the background.)

9. James Cromwell- Lyle Lovett as Himself (“She makes me feel good…)

10. Bill Nunn- Eddie Murphy as the Nutty Professor (Where is Tri Phase?)