Today’s Second Top Ten List of Farces in America

1. Melanoma Is Caused By the Sun (How did millions of Africans survive all these years with NO protection from the sun. It seems their BLACK skin was never a problem. Conversely it allows them to tolerate harmful effects from the sun. Microwaves in the Electromagnetic spectrum fall directly below INFRARED waves in frequency, which are the same as HEAT. Heating the tissue in the body has never been a good idea. Ask any of the survivors of Nagasaki or Heroshima.)

2. The Death of FM Radio Was Caused by the Payola Scandal (FM radio is dead because there is so much interference in the electromagnetic spectrum from competing technologies. Even cablevision is experiencing the adverse consequences of pollution in the electromagnetic spectrum, because interfering waves manifest themselves on preexistent wiring. This is why your computer runs slower than it should most of the time and your cable reception is poor)

3. Doctors Are In Control of Medicine (HMO’s and large drug companies are pulling the strings. That is why we continue to treat symptoms rather than seeking cures.)

4. Toilet Paper Is an Effective Way to Clean Your Anus (The Europeans have known for centuries the BIDET is the most effective method for cleaning your genitalia after defecation. Are we cheap in America or what?)

5. The OBDll Test is an Effective Way to Control Your Car’s Emissions. (Ask your dealer's mechanic why, with the most current software, he can’t get that infernal light to go out.)

6. Congress is an Effective Body for Creating and Implementing Legislation (No qualification needed)

7. FEMA is an Effective Body for Providing Relief to Disaster Victims (No qualification needed)

8. The President’s Actions Represent the Desires of the American People (No qualification needed)

9. Congress Doesn’t Deserve Term Limits (Tenure is supposed to exist in academia, not politics. What have you published recently, Mr. Senator?)

10. The HMO is an Effective Body for Providing Health Care to the American People (ask the millions of Americans bankrupt by medical bills, even when they have insurance)