1. Miscellaneous (U)nidentified (F)lying (O)bjects over North America characterized and satirized by Trump enthusiasts as nebulous, harmless, and mis-informulous Chinese weather balloons, could not be the most proven vehicle of dispersion for a premeditated, man-made, communist-instigated, murderous pathogen of evil genocide. (i.e. Covid 19)
2. Elon Musk's low-altitude, high-radiation, widely-dispersed network of phased array, microwave, electro-magnetic transmitters could not be warming the earth.
3. Maritime, submerged, rotating, low frequency, alternating current "pods" could not be heating our oceans and killing out coral reefs.
4. The "Havana Syndrome" is not created by ISR aircraft masquerading as IRS agents scrutinizing the spending habits of free citizens in an attempt to collect more federal income tax for the "The Swamp's" personal indulgences.
5. Pete Buttigieg is straight. His ability to stand up to "Big" Railroad and Aeronautics is a careless whisper on the lips of George Michael.
6. DuPont does the right thing.
7. Roy Cooper is not a pimp.
8. The North Carolina state "Senate" did not propose eliminating the requirement of a firearm permit for purchasing a hand gun. (especially for underage, distraught, and mentally unstable teens)
9. President's Day is when Bill Clinton receive a house call from the "Chicken Ranch."
10. Jim Beam bourbon still is quality whiskey, but for the Samurai.
