The Boob

First of all I was elated to see on the front page of the paper today troops are being deployed to Kuwait and Bagdad.  We are paying them to be soldiers, so now I believe we should let them soldier.  Secretary of State John Kerry has classified ISIS's business as genocide, which it is.  That raises the ante.  Let's rock them with more air strikes and boots on the ground.  It's better than doing the limbo.  I forgot one more notable professional man in Fayettenam who ruined two of my teeth.  The Boob attempted to fill two of my teeth, both resulting in chaos.  The first tooth broke off the same night he filled it with the bite of a piece of chicken.  I had to embark a new ship the next day, so he dabbed a little gel into it.  Months later I had a terrible tooth ache in Australia.  Luckily a Russian speaking oral surgeon discovered the dead nerve and gave me the appropriate root therapy.  In Turkey a crack young dentist crowned the tooth and filled an ugly discolorment I have had since puberty.  Not that long ago the Boob did it yet again.  He performed his filling magic and a month later the tooth broke off the same way.  I had to pay $300.00 to have the tooth filled by a professional making the total bill for one filling $465.00.  Fuck the medical profession.