Pseudonyms

The recent film "The Revenant," which may become the most pretentious and juvenile of all time, fittingly cries out for a nickname for its director.  "I have it Jim!"  "NOSFERITTU"  
(This is a clever symbiosis of Inarritu and nosferatu.)  My second choice is, and most probably the more fitting seeing as George Lopez would call Inarritu this himself, "Beanerittu!"  (Get it?  A 'Beaner' is slang for a Mexican."  Inarritu is Mexican.  "BEANERITTU" is possibly the best nickname ever devised for a Hollywood personality.  To think that the bulk of his purpose in the film "The Revenant" was to depict the most realistic and vicious bear attack ever filmed....   Well that is a high moral purpose.  I'm sure God is very happy about that.  "Well Him, I guess we have another beanerittu."  (noun for flop.)  Thank you and goodnight.