Major Suckage, The Erudite Army Officer

Dear Major Suckage,

        Hello, and I hope you are enjoying your new assignment in the trenches at Fort Bragg.  I hear your private plane now.  It is unfortunate The United States Army did not assign you a Lear Jet like the other Fort Bragg Generals.  The rank of Major does have its limitations.  In your new position as overseer of the Cape Fear Railways, I would like to inform you that operating in the trenches, while providing coverage from encroaching enemy fire, does not disguise your position.  It would seem your platoon could learn a lesson from Corporal Cu Chi.  Their strategy of hiding in tunnels rather than operating in trenches secured them immunity from defeat by your army during the Viet Nam War.  Fully I understand the War on Terror could be considered a different animal, or is it?  The inclusion of suicide bombing into methodology differentiates this war from tradition guerrilla tactics.  The futility of attempting to hide munition trains from these terrorist by burying them in tunnels is proving to be an environmental disaster.  They are not hidden.  In fact they are more apparent than if they were above the ground.  The Ground Wave Emergency Network highly was contested by everyone, because no American wanted electricity coursing through our earth.  Now we have electricity coursing through our air, and since the presidency of Bill Clinton, in expanding frequencies.  A proposal is active that will auction more of these microwave frequencies in the near future.  Wireless telecommunications companies are vying for these acquisitions with which to expand their services.  Haven't they scorched the earth enough?  Sound travels faster through solids than through air, so placing parts of the Cape Fear Railroad in tunnels at Fort Bragg only exposes their presence more.  For officers with limited sensory capabilities the adage "Out of sight, out of mind" qualifies.  Sight is only one six human senses.  [sic] Is it five?  Is it seven.  I see dead people.  Is it the Higgs Boson?  The conception, proposal, and subsequent study of GWEN and infrasound historically  conclusively have proven both are a threat to the human race and our God's earth.  Officers like you, Major Suckage, continue with the defense contracts of General Electric to breach the threshold of safe living at Fort Bragg.  Four soldiers returned from the War on Terror and killed their wives and themselves at Fort Bragg.  What could be so grave that all hope is lost?  Could it be that polluting our earth, the only platform upon which we have to live our lives, with electricity and infrasound has proven lethal?  The answer is yes.  President Obama cannot find a reason why youth genocide in America has flourished uncontrollably.  Is it because humans are organic beings utilizing electricity for our existence?  An EKG is a simple reminder that we rely upon both electricity and frequencies of waves for our thought and emotional processes.  If these are interrupted or bombarded with extraneous material, how will our minds and bodies respond?  One only has to ask Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris their opinion about the General Electric conveyor belt buried beneath the ground in close proximity to their homes.