Dear Pasquale

Dear Pasquale,

Thanks for writing.  I am sorry I did not come this year.  The temperature and humidity were so excessive for the month of December, there was no way my reindeer could have survived the journey.  My sleigh could not penetrate the layers of infrasonic pollution being created at Ft. Bragg by their two SD70MAC diesel locomotives.  The hog and chicken manure, coal ash, and fungus in the Cape Fear River were too much of a deterrent to Rudolph.  He has a very sensitive nose.  All in all it was better to stay away.  The STRACNET corridor along I-95 through Pembroke to Sunny Point is a major waste dump.  I can't believe there is any life left there at all.  It's ironic to me that during this heat-laden Christmas, Duke power was at a loss for supplying the necessary electricity to cool your homes.  It is because that in addition to creating extremely harmful low frequency sound waves often that are below 1 Hz, those SD70MAC's drain your power gird.  It is a property of physics, electromagnetic waves manifest themselves on each other despite the carrier.  When those AC traction locomotives are running, it is like a huge suffocating blanket on the region, kind of like a huge furnace.  Of course there is no such thing as global warming.  Ho ho ho!  Merry Christmas!  

Santa Claus