Today's Top Ten List of Real Television Identities

1. Caroline Kennedy in Drag- Radar O’Reilly

2. Charlie Rose in Drag- Willem Dafoe

3. David Letterman in Drag Twenty Years Ago- Radar O’Reilly

4. Elton John in Drag Twenty Years from Now- Paul Schaeffer

5. David Letterman in Drag Thirty Years Ago- Drew Carey

6. David Letterman in Drag Forty Years Ago- Kat Von D.

7. Danny DeVito in Drag Twenty Years Ago- Rudy Giuliani

8. Uma Thurman in Drag Ten Years from Now- Tina Fey

9. The Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz in Drag- Larry David

10. A Geoduck- A Cuban Guy Screwing a Multitude of Teenage American Women on the Bang Brothers Network on the World Wide Web