Today's Top Ten List

Depression is a result of the simple action of disrespect from another person.

After watching VH-1 it is obvious that television production has been taken over by ignorant spoiled adolescents.

The youth of America have no idea what love is.

Women only want your money. They really want your dick, but they won’t take enough responsibility to admit it. Is this what Capitalism has cum to, holding out for the dough?

The sacred holy vessel and graven image that is the severely over-estimated vagina. Much like the housing market it is time for the vagina bubble to burst and spew forth its free gifts.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was the star of the Toni Awards! Did the U.S. military’s “gay bomb” get dropped here?

Let’s hear it for Letterman’s son.

They have been using that “hormone” on cruise ships for years. What better place to avoid the pitfalls of homosexuality than at sea? “Don’t ask, don’t tell.”

The “official language” means other languages could suffer discrimination.
Using the term “national language” suggests it should be used for the main language.

Why would anyone watch Jimmy Kimmel?