Washington, DC Working for You!

1. Lobbies of Congress to pass legislation that retroactively relieves all telecommunication companies of their responsibility to keep phone records private. Makes them immune from pending lawsuits resting precariously in the Apellate Court system. Justifies warrantless wiretapping at the whim of the White House.

2. Republicans stalemate a Democratic initiative in Congress to pull troops out of Iraq.

3. Bush refuses to acknowledge the Blackwater Security Firm killed eleven Iraqi civilians in a gunfight. (He says this needs to be proven first)