The Future President of the United States, Ms. Palin

Why Jeannie should not be the future vice-president elect of the United States can be seen on You Tube. While the political satire of pardoning a turkey from its destiny as a Ben Franklin-esque treat on Thanksgiving sounds like a prudent and opportunistic media event, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin proved such an event also could reinforce the concept of “tunnel eyes.” “Damn Governor. They got you again!” Her pardon of the turkey was speculation, but her mindless, morning, caffeine induced rant was documented clearly in the foreground of mischievous Alaskan punksters. As she obliviously documented her elation at being asked to “pardon a turkey” for Thanksgiving, workers at the farm proceeded to slaughter turkeys in the background no doubt headed for America’s Thanksgiving tables. Not without savoir faire the Alaskan butcher beheaded two turkeys and inverted them in a crude bleeding bin while Governor Palin spoke. While this insensible image, like many championed by Al-Qeada, could offend Mainstreet America it clearly confirmed the future destiny of Ms. Palin. Paris, Tyra, and Sarah should form their own network devoted to mindless, heart-stopping, cheerleading.