Today's Top Ten List of Hollywood Drag Queens

1. James Franco in Drag- Lindsey Lohan

2. Owen Wilson in Drag- Paris Hilton

3. Dominique Swain in Drag- Amanda Bynes

4. Scarlett Johansson in Drag Fifty Years from Now- Annette Funicello

5. Charlene Tilton in Drag- Nicole Richie

6. Keith Richards in Drag Forty Years Ago- Jennifer Connelly

7. Jason Statham in Drag Ten Years Ago- Ami James

8. Paul Teutel Jr. in Drag- Christian Slater

9. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in Drag Craig Ferguson and Willem Dafoe

10.David Letterman in Drag- Elton John