Today’s Top Ten List of Hollywood’s Best Lays (Male)

A historical perspective of the BEST heterosexual "acting" in Hollywood history.

1. Chad Everett (Give than man a gold star for his performance with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive)

2. Jeremy Irons (Something lead Dominique Swain to give than man a blowjob early in the morning... "I guess I'll have to show you everything...." Lolita says.)

3. Tim Matheson (Who else gets to snake the wife of the Dean in the movie "Animal House?")

4. Cary Grant ("Pardon me but I think you are sitting on my penis...)

5. Jimmy Stewart (Any good father without a job at Christmas time deserves a good lay)

6. Robert Mitchum (Although he was the villain in the original "Cape Fear," his performances across from Marilyn Monroe merit a place on this list. Could you handle America's most favorite sexpot?)

7. Peter Coyote (Do you like to role play in the bedroom? Peter is familiar with this behavior. Do you want to dress up as Ms. Nursey?)

8. Robert Conrad (Who could be a better "Macho Man" than the original Jim West?)

9. Ross Martin (Although Jim was the "Macho Man," Artemus's disguises were smart enough to gain the hearts of women.)

10. Michael Dunn (Although his legs were short, his fervor and determination with women were big.)