Today's Top Ten List of Hollywood Drag Queens

1. Steve Fossett in Drag- Brian Dennehy

2. Osama Bin Laden in Drag- Michael Richards

3. David Beckham in Drag- Tommy Lee

4. I, Robot in Drag- Posh Spice

5. Jesse James in Drag- Sandra Bullock

6. Jennifer Aniston in Drag- Maria Shriver

7. The Pillsbury Dough Boy in Drag- Glenn Beck

8. Rene Russo in Drag- Pierce Brosnan

9. Dwight Yoakam in Drag- Jay Boy Adams

10. Arnold Schwarzenegger in Drag- John F. Kennedy Jr.