Today’s Top Ten List of the True Identities of Hollywood Actors and Actresses

Rachel McAdams- Matt Damon in Drag

James Cromwell- Conan O’Brien Thirty Years From Now

Steve McGarrett- Conan O’Brien Ten Years From Now

The Green Goblin- Conan O’Brien Today

Conan O’Brien Today- Max Weinberg

Max Weinberg- The Frito Bandito Thirty Years Ago

The Frito Bandito- Antonio Banderas Twenty Years Ago

Melanie Griffith- Scarlett Johansson Twenty Years From Now

Woody Allen- Scarlett Johansson Now

Kathleen Turner- Scarlett Johansson Thirty Years From Now