Today’s Top Ten List of Celebrity True Identities

Barry Manilow in Drag- Phil Spector

Adam Sandler in Drag- Cherry Petite

Gerry McCann in Drag- Sam Neill

Russell of the Fat Albert Gang in Drag- The Hamburglar

Dick Cheney in Drag- Willem Dafoe

Lee Marvin in Drag- Michael Mukasey

O.J. Simpson Post-Michael Jackson- George W. Bush

O.J. Simpson Post-Michael Jackson in Drag- Ellen Degeneres

Samuel L. Jackson in Whiteface- The Hamburglar

Dr. Hannibal Lecter in Drag- Steve Fossett