Dumb Blondes

There is this particular image in Hollywood. They could best be represented by “before” and “after” pics. Kate Hudson, before. Kate Hudson, after. Jody Foster, before. Jody Foster, after. Any of the current Hollywood “Brat Pak.” Flat blonde hair. Pasty face. Seemingly Soulless. A ridiculous smile plastered on. “Am I a Barbie Doll?” Barbie’s are more real than this. “Am I a Geisha?” Geishas probably give more head. “Am I a “Dumb Blonde?” That must be it! Damn. A recurrence of the Dumb Blonde. You are asking for it female gender. If you are trying to turn back the hands of times, then…. If you are trying to reverse the “Sexual Revolution…” Personally I don’t get it. Dumb Blondes? Why would formerly talented actresses take to acting and dressing like Bimbo’s? B-I-M-B-O… and Bimbo was her Name-O. I hate Bimbos. I have always hated Bimbos. Bimbos are dumb, and they think they are in control of you. I eat them up and spit them out. It disturbs me that a flock of actresses decided to toss their talent out the window and “take up drugs,” as Guy Luthan said in the movie Extreme Measures. He was a noted up-coming doctor, and Tri-Phase framed him with an ounce and a half of pharmaceutical cocaine planted in his apartment. Why would an established doctor do something so stupid? Why would these actresses being “acting” in such a mindless and soulless manner? Is it drugs? Is it money? What is it? Ask Kate Hudson as she played Dermot Mulroney’s wife in that Owen Wilson flick. That was a good representation of a Dumb Blonde. Jody Foster has gotten good at it too, as most of her recent flicks have transformed her into an angelic mist. Imagery. When did this begin to substitute for acting? It was refreshing to see Omar Shariff in Hidalgo. There was good acting in the picture. They are intense. They have mood swings. They feel something. Dumb Blondes don’t, and that is why they are uninteresting to watch on the big screen. Even the image is not that interesting. Flat, fried, straight, chopped blonde hair. Is it supposed to look powerful? The caked-on white make up could look Queen-like. Kat Von D is way more interesting to look at. Who came up with this image?