Polacks Can't Play Jazz

Why is it that Polish men just don’t know how to play jazz? From now on I am going to call it “Polish Sausage,” because for a lot of post genocide men, there is NO excuse for not knowing the “feel” of jazz music. As evidenced by Roy Hargrove on his Japanese sessions, the Japanese know how to play jazz. So do the French… and some Scandinavians. But the Polacks. Holy Christ. They do not know how to play jazz. I have been plagued by fucking Polack hacks for going on five years. “Get a fucking clue!” People don’t call you Polacks for no reason!