Ugliness in the Name of Mediocrity

Get this. Get Smart. Get Shorty. Get go. Get up wid it. Get up on it. Giddy up. Git. Ugliness ain't selling. Lumpy, dumpy, ugly, sloppy fashion is out. Capish? Out! Get the fock out! That pseudo-European fraud of letting our models look normal, all American. You mean obese? Lazy, slovenly? Are we in the 60's yet again? I have yet to see one actress or actor that I had any desire to look at. What exactly are we supposed to be watching? Talent. Acting. Bad fashion. Juvenile behavior. TV, Hollywood used to be glamour. What happened? Bad taste. Bad acting. No vision? It is NOT working. I do not want to see yet another run-of-the-mill no bodied 60's child. I do believe the 40DD plastic surgeon created Pamela Anderson look is passe. Thank God we are past that. It is too difficult to keep up with her history of surgeries, although she is a sexy beast. Saline, silicone, real, goop? Who knows. Natural is always better. Who would want to give up sensitivity for a big fake breast? "Well we are sorry, but we have to cut the nerves in order to remove your nipple to place the implant over your chest cavity." What, no sexual arousal? No feeling. Naahhh. Fashion does have a prerequisite. Looks. Being in shape. Taste. Poise. Not like a beauty queen, a product, but a stylish beauty with taste, finesse, charisma, like Kim Bassinger. Sissy Spacek. Raquel Welch. Brooke Burke. Who cares if she squeezed out two rug rats. She is fine, warm, nice, and humble. But this status quo that is in place, or not in place. Nothing really. No prerequisites at all, except my male counterpart is Matt Damon. Who are you? Matt Damon in drag at 35,000 feet. Redeye. Jennifer Connelly, step to the plate and take a happy role again. You are dark, dark in the name of acting? Or are you just dark? You have a husband and kids. What's with all the dark roles? Do you have any happiness, other than the ghost of a dead little Russion girl? Show us some happiness. No missionary, no single mother, no girlfriend of a drug addicted Jesus. Show us a happy you. How can young women aspire to be in happiness? Show us Career Opportunities. I'll write your next film score, if it is a happy one.